I would like to meet the person who can make those look good. I remember owning a similar pair in the late '90s. They weren't nice then, and they sure aren't nice now, even with the Chanel brand backing them.
Next on the chop block is this bit of garbage. What I really love is that it emphasizes exactly nothing good about the female body. Who the fuck wants a cape draping off their breasts? Not to mention a transparent skirt so you can show off your uggo underwear. This thing doesn't even look comfortable. It's like lingerie gone horribly, horribly wrong. What are those feathers doing there? If Marilyn Manson designed a negligee I think I would imagine it looking a lot like this.
People of Walmart.